Well then – I’ve never ever been disappointed with the cleaner that’s walked in the door or the service beyond it. I’ve been using the service for over a year and cleaning the house just does not get better. The three different cleaners I’ve had have all been easy to establish a rapport with and have all had their own unique flavour and combination of kink, cute, filth or fabulousness. None of them did anything less than a stellar job of cleaning the apartment, and none of them did anything less than allow me to do anything whilst they did it. Pro tip? Have the same girl regularly to establish a connection and start the new booking where you left off the last time! I’ve never met a bunch of people so easily able to get into some non-vanilla conversations with no judgement, no clothes and no expectations. And the final tantalising touch is that, in fact, touch is not allowed. So, you have to go old school and use words, imagination and innuendo to have the fun and feast only with your eyes. Truly worth every dollar.

Brisbane