Our Cleaning Services
Kinky Cleaners provides one of the most flexible, customised domestic cleaning services around. We’re ready to help you now.
What can be included?
✓ Chemicals & Equipment supply, if required
✓ Public Liability Insurance
✓ Same Cleaner for all services
✓ Satisfaction Guarantee
✓ 7-day week support service
✓ Weekly and Fortnightly reduce rates
✓ Eye candy and Playful Banter
✓ Certified Police Checked Cleaner
✓ Empty Rubbish Bins
✓ Wipe/dust all reachable surfaces
✓ Wipe Lights switches & Door handles
✓ Vacuum Carpets & Rugs
✓ Exterior Cabinets surface wipe
✓ Clean Mirrors
✓ Sweep/Mop Floor
✓ Clean back of Front Door and Stairs framing
✓ Clean & sanitise Benchtops, Cupboard door handles & fronts
✓ Clean Stovetop & Oven front door
✓ Wipe over Rangehood
✓ Clean Microwave inside & out
✓ Clean Splashback
✓ Wipe Dishwasher & Freezer fronts
✓ Clean Sink & Tap
✓ Wipe Stools
UPON REQUEST: Emptying Refrigerator of out of date goods
✓ Dust Furniture & Blinds
✓ Tidying Beds
✓ Clean marks on Light-switches and Doors
UPON REQUEST: Making beds
UPON REQUEST: Folding and putting away laundry
UPON REQUEST: Reorganising wardrobe and chest of drawers
✓ Wipe Dining Table & Chairs
✓ Dust off Couch & neaten cushions
✓ Scrub & Clean Showers
✓ Scrub & Clean Baths
✓ Scrub & Clean Basins/Sink
✓ Clean & Sanitise Toilets
✓ Clean Mirrors & glass fixtures
✓ Wipe / polish tapware
✓ Fold & Straighten Towels
✓ Clean Toilet Roll Holder
✓ Clean Sink & Tapware
✓ Wipe down the front of the cabinet
✓ Wipe down benchtop & shelving
UPON REQUEST: Washing & Drying
UPON REQUEST: Ironing and folding clothes
Can be done on rotation or only if there’s time available within the service time agreed.
(Note: This service is only available if the cleaner is dressed for that task, this is because we are not a peep show for the neighbours.)
Can be done on rotation or only if there’s time available within the service time agreed.
Can be done on rotation or only if there’s time available within the service time agreed.
Why hire a house kinky cleaner?
Are you tired from working hard all week? Is your life hectically busy? Are you also in the kink seen and don’t want to feel silently judged by having someone in your home that’s unfamiliar with the lifestyle, thus feeling like you need to do a pre-cleaner clean? We’ve got you covered; we’re here to help! It’s time to give yourself permission to treat yourself and feel like royalty while you get your time back. Hiring a kinky cleaner has been made easy and affordable, with a number of domestic cleaning services available to suit your needs.
You get your time back
Not only do you get a professionally cleaned home by one of our fun kinky cleaners, but your schedule is now free to spend time with family, take part in events, or even score more hours at work boosting your earnings. Instead of spending your weekends slaving away, leave the cleaning and chores to our sexy cleaning experts who love to serve!
We love house cleaning
Our cleaners love their jobs and are passionate about caring for the homes of our clients. By hiring a Kinky Cleaner, you are helping provide jobs for our wonderful kink-friendly cleaners who are generally mums looking for school hours, students and semi-retirees in return for a clean, neat and tidy home.
Have a play room or a dungeon?
We can clean it for you.
Why Hire Us?
Apart from delivering high-quality standards of cleaning, our kinky cleaners are also charming, yet not afraid to engage in lewd and occasionally cutting banter with one another and our customers.
You might say that experiencing our cleaning services is like sitting in a spa full of Coca-Cola while wearing a g-string made of Mentos. A tingly, titillating time indeed.
There are few cleaning agencies whose cleaners will not only clean your home but will also leave you wowed, stirred, giggling and thoroughly entertained (In fact, there are no others that do) but we, however, achieve everything on that list with close attention to detail, but without ever taking ourselves too seriously. It’s pure, campy, adult fun.
Once you’ve experienced just some of the fun and delightful laughter to be had from our playful kinky cleaners as they deliver you a professional cleaning service, you’ll be left wanting to hire us again on a regular basis.
Service Price List
Dressed cleaning services
Enjoy the experience of our fun, playful and professional cleaning services provided to you by one of our sexy kinky cleaners wearing either a cute French maid outfit, raunchy fetish attire or sexy lingerie.
The minimum booking is two hours, initial cost: $210 
for two hours.
If you need any additional hours, then just add $90 per hour to the price above.
Nude cleaning services
Still wanting more? Well aren’t you just a little naughty pervert, dirty, dirty, dirty…
But don’t worry; we’ve got you covered. For a minimum two-hour booking, you can be entertained with the experience of our fun, friendly, professional cleaning services provided to you by one of our sexy kinky cleaners wearing nothing apart from their personal protective equipment.
The minimum booking is two hours, initial cost: $350 for two hours.
If you need any additional hours, then add $160 per hour to the price above.
Wanting a weekly or fortnightly regular booking with us?
Can do Buckaroo! As a thank you for continuing to book with us on a weekly or fortnightly basis
Weekly and fortnightly dressed cleaning services
After you’ve had an initial booking with us at the full cost seen above, if you and that cleaner both like each other, and as long as you’re next booking is within a fortnight of the previous booking, then you’ll qualify for us to offer you a reduced rate, thus you can continue to enjoy the experience of our fun friendly professional cleaning services provided to you by that same sexy kinky cleaner wearing either a cute French maid outfit, raunchy fetish attire or sexy lingerie.
The minimum booking is two hours, initial cost: $140 for two hours.
If you need any additional hours, just add $70 per hour to the price above.
Weekly and fortnightly nude cleaning services
After you’ve had an initial booking with us at the full cost seen above, if you and that cleaner both like each other, and as long as you’re next booking is within a fortnight of the previous booking, then you’ll qualify for us to offer you a reduced rate, thus you can continue to enjoy the experience of our fun friendly professional cleaning services provided to you by that same sexy kinky cleaner wearing nothing apart from their personal protective equipment.
The minimum booking is two hours, initial cost: $220 for two hours.
If you need any additional hours, just add $110 per hour to the price above.
If you don’t have adequate cleaning products or equipment, no worries, our helpful cleaners can take care of that for you.
If our cleaners must supply their own cleaning products and equipment to perform the task you give them, you will need to pay the additional surcharge to cover their expense.
Cleaning products and equipment $15
To save you money in the long run,
it’s best that you provide all your own cleaning products and equipment to be used in your home or specified location.
If you’re not sure what to buy, our helpful cleaners will be happy to make suggestions.
As our cleaners are on a casual basis, and obviously they have their own personal lives to plan out and organise as well, we ask you to give us at least two days’ notice so that gives both us and our cleaners enough time to arrange everything for you. However, if you still would like to try your luck and see if you can make a booking with us any earlier, then please call us, and we will try to arrange the booking for you sooner, but no guarantees. That said, if the booking goes ahead, you will incur an additional $50 short notice fee to compensate for the extra stress and all the mucking around we’ll have to do just to accommodate your needs on such short notice. This fee is non-negotiable.
To make a booking or inquire about our unique domestic housekeeping services, or if there’s something particular you need to have done for you, simply give us a call to discuss it with one of our friendly, helpful team members and get an obligation-free quote today. But to avoid frustrating time wasters or any confusion, if you have not already made an effort to call us beforehand, all initial text message inquiries will be ignored.
Call Brendan during our office hours on 0403 075 003 to make your booking. Please note that, private numbers are automatically blocked. Our office hours are between 10AM to 10PM on Weekdays and 10AM to 5PM on Weekends.
Most answers to your questions can be found on our useful FAQs page.
So, please do not text message us; in fact, if you still have any questions at all, then please call us; you will be less of a hassle that way.
I would love to thank Kinky Cleaners
I would love to thank Kinky Cleaners and, in particular Crystal-Ray for a wonderful service. Crystal-Ray was prompt, professional and extremely thorough in her cleaning, and when she hadn’t finished in the booked time, she was more than accommodating in allowing me to extend the booking in order to finish the cleaning. I highly recommend Crystal-Ray and look forward to booking her again in the future.
Perth
Been using Kinky Cleaners for about 2-3 years now. 3 different long-term cleaners and all are fantastic. Have recommended them to multiple friends and family.
Very professional cleaners, very friendly and entertaining. Will be using their services for years to come.
Gold Coast
Positive, professional, punctual, very responsive, high-quality and great value!
Just the best. I have nothing bad to say; Sarah is an amazing woman; she even found things to clean that I didn’t even think of, and my house looks amazing! Kinky Cleaners truly delivers an amazing service. I 100% recommend them!
Brisbane
What a business!! The booking procedure was straightforward and easy. The cleaner was very cute and even though it was her first day, she did an amazing job. Although I’m aware that they don’t normally do this, I was lucky enough to get a lap dance from my wife and the new girl which was such an amazing experience. Wow!
We’ll have her back for sure.
Brisbane
Brendan and Georgia did a wonderful job cleaning today! Their services are different and entertaining, and they were both so very friendly and the house is now spotless! We will for sure invite them back again!
Gold Coast
I’ve never ever been disappointed with the cleaner that’s walked in the door
Well then – I’ve never ever been disappointed with the cleaner that’s walked in the door or the service beyond it. I’ve been using the service for over a year and cleaning the house just does not get better. The three different cleaners I’ve had have all been easy to establish a rapport with and have all had their own unique flavour and combination of kink, cute, filth or fabulousness. None of them did anything less than a stellar job of cleaning the apartment, and none of them did anything less than allow me to do anything whilst they did it. Pro tip? Have the same girl regularly to establish a connection and start the new booking where you left off the last time! I’ve never met a bunch of people so easily able to get into some non-vanilla conversations with no judgement, no clothes and no expectations. And the final tantalising touch is that, in fact, touch is not allowed. So, you have to go old school and use words, imagination and innuendo to have the fun and feast only with your eyes. Truly worth every dollar.
Brisbane
Absolutely love this cleaning agency!
Absolutely love this cleaning agency, the girls are so friendly and hot! The customer service staff are polite and very professional. Definitely recommend Kinky Cleaners. ❤️
10/10 every time.
Brisbane
I love these guys, the service was wonderful, this has been the best experience my wife and I have had in Gold Coast, we all had a good laugh and enjoyed it so much.
Gold Coast
Raunchy, provocative and not for prudish adults. We were very happy with our cleaner Vanessa who apart from the playful banter and eye candy that we got to enjoy, she really helped us out immensely with a 5hr spring clean in our two-story home before our 1st bub was expected to arrive. She was very playful and professional, plus an absolute pleasure to meet. We would definitely be more than happy to recommend her and Kinky Cleaners to our friends.
Gold Coast
The experience was amazing. Prompt, efficient, funny and professional. A good job in a timely manner. Thank you. Highly recommend.
Gold Coast
Always receive prompt responses from customer service. The cleaner we have is really good, she does an excellent job, is very friendly and absolutely gorgeous. Would recommend this service.
Adelaide
Just amazing. So entertaining. The girl was always in character, such a different and stunning cleaning service to experience, what a wonderful idea this business concept is. Pure genius.
Gold Coast
It was our 1st time and the best experience. Good organizational culture and management. Honest and ethical company with good customer service. So much better than my girlfriend and I expected. We were lucky enough to get the creator of the business himself to clean for us, (on short notice too!) The service was fun and entertaining, some of the 18+ jokes and banter we shared with Brendan had our cheeks hurting from so much laughter. He even did a wonderful job cleaning and he left our house absolutely spotless!
We’ll be booking with them again for sure!
Gold Coast
Fantastic!
Fantastic… have been a very satisfied customer for over a year now. They are always professional & they get the job done well. Thank you.
Melbourne
We absolutely love everything about this business.
Very professional and efficient. The office monitor quality control and customer satisfaction is second-to-none. Very happy with the cleaning services provided, they make the whole experience interesting from beginning to end.
Sydney
Very good cleaning service and eye candy but not great entertainment, somewhat amateurish, but overall a good experience.
Cairns
Amazing service! Sexy, entertaining, and professional. Being from the kink community it’s so good knowing I can have my home professionally cleaned without having to run around hiding any evidence of my lifestyle for fear of being judged. Will certainly continue to use their services in the future.
Brisbane
Got a beautiful, talented, hard-working cleaner who was friendly and understanding. For me personally THE BEST CLEANING SERVICE I’ve ever used. Spot on guys Wouldn’t hesitate to use this company again. ❤
Melbourne
Hey, everyone!
Hey, everyone! I’m here to share with you my experience with Kinky Cleaning Service, I hired Catherine to clean my unit recently, and I was very impressed with the service and professionalism in the way she conducts herself and the results she has achieved. I highly recommend it if you need a good cleaning and a figure that is pleasing to the eye.
Sydney
Very good cleaning service
Very good cleaning service and eye candy but not great entertainment, somewhat amateurish, but overall a good experience.
Lismore
Made several attempts to find out more information by texting them, which they ignored. They never answered my messages, but they did try calling my phone number several times, which was annoying! Yikes!
I mean, who talks over the phone anymore?
Brisbane
