1. How to book a kinky cleaner
You book a cleaner over the phone. The minimum booking is 2 hours, and we require at least two days’ notice.
Call Brendan during our office hours on 0403 075 003 to make your booking. Our office hours are between 10AM to 10PM on Weekdays and 10AM to 5PM on Weekends.
To avoid frustrating time wasters or any confusion, if you have not already made an effort to call us beforehand, all initial text message inquiries will be ignored.
So, please do not text message us; in fact, if you still have any questions at all, then please just call us; you will be less of a hassle that way.
2. How to select a kinky cleaner
To make a booking, you must first call us to start your initial phone consultation.
During the consultation, we’ll give you an honest description of the cleaners we have available in your area; this includes a description of their personality as well as their physical appearance. And you make your selection based on the description given.
Note: For personal safety reasons; we do not send pictures of our cleaners to prospective customers.
That being said, as per our safety policy guidelines, to avoid any embarrassment on behalf of yourself or the cleaner, as well as to ensure our cleaners safety you will be required to send a clear picture of your ID once the initial phone consultation has been completed, and with your permission your ID will be sent to the cleaner to verify you are not someone known to them.
3. How the cleaning works
Arrange the way you want your place to be cleaned directly with your cleaner.
Either someone will contact you from our head office or your cleaner will contact you on a private number to let you know they have arrived.
After they’re inside, you can discuss with them what you would like achieved in the allocated time frame, in what way you want it done, and the products and equipment to be used.
4. How to pay the cleaner
You pay cash on the day of your cleaning service.
Our cleaners are paid cash in hand upfront by the customer on the day of each cleaning service.
For a catch-up clean or one-off service, our preferred method is cash unless the cleaner indicates otherwise.
All of these transactions are paid directly to your cleaner, and if requested, the cleaner will email you a receipt within 24 hours of the day of the cleaning service.
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As our cleaners are on a casual basis, and obviously they have their own personal lives to plan out and organise as well, we ask you to give us at least two days’ notice so that gives both us and our cleaners enough time to arrange everything for you. However, if you still would like to try your luck and see if you can make a booking with us any earlier, then please call us, and we will try to arrange the booking for you sooner, but no guarantees. That said, if the booking goes ahead, you will incur an additional $50 short notice fee to compensate for the extra stress and all the mucking around we’ll have to do just to accommodate your needs on such short notice. This fee is non-negotiable.
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You’ll be glad you did some of the answers are hilarious! 
Made several attempts to find out more information by texting them, which they ignored. They never answered my messages, but they did try calling my phone number several times, which was annoying! Yikes!
I mean, who talks over the phone anymore?
Brisbane
We absolutely love everything about this business.
Very professional and efficient. The office monitor quality control and customer satisfaction is second-to-none. Very happy with the cleaning services provided, they make the whole experience interesting from beginning to end.
Sydney
What a business!! The booking procedure was straightforward and easy. The cleaner was very cute and even though it was her first day, she did an amazing job. Although I’m aware that they don’t normally do this, I was lucky enough to get a lap dance from my wife and the new girl which was such an amazing experience. Wow!
We’ll have her back for sure.
Brisbane
I’ve never ever been disappointed with the cleaner that’s walked in the door
Well then – I’ve never ever been disappointed with the cleaner that’s walked in the door or the service beyond it. I’ve been using the service for over a year and cleaning the house just does not get better. The three different cleaners I’ve had have all been easy to establish a rapport with and have all had their own unique flavour and combination of kink, cute, filth or fabulousness. None of them did anything less than a stellar job of cleaning the apartment, and none of them did anything less than allow me to do anything whilst they did it. Pro tip? Have the same girl regularly to establish a connection and start the new booking where you left off the last time! I’ve never met a bunch of people so easily able to get into some non-vanilla conversations with no judgement, no clothes and no expectations. And the final tantalising touch is that, in fact, touch is not allowed. So, you have to go old school and use words, imagination and innuendo to have the fun and feast only with your eyes. Truly worth every dollar.
Brisbane
Very good cleaning service
Very good cleaning service and eye candy but not great entertainment, somewhat amateurish, but overall a good experience.
Lismore
It was our 1st time and the best experience. Good organizational culture and management. Honest and ethical company with good customer service. So much better than my girlfriend and I expected. We were lucky enough to get the creator of the business himself to clean for us, (on short notice too!) The service was fun and entertaining, some of the 18+ jokes and banter we shared with Brendan had our cheeks hurting from so much laughter. He even did a wonderful job cleaning and he left our house absolutely spotless!
We’ll be booking with them again for sure!
Gold Coast
Very good cleaning service and eye candy but not great entertainment, somewhat amateurish, but overall a good experience.
Cairns
The experience was amazing. Prompt, efficient, funny and professional. A good job in a timely manner. Thank you. Highly recommend.
Gold Coast
Absolutely love this cleaning agency!
Absolutely love this cleaning agency, the girls are so friendly and hot! The customer service staff are polite and very professional. Definitely recommend Kinky Cleaners. ❤️
10/10 every time.
Brisbane
Brendan and Georgia did a wonderful job cleaning today! Their services are different and entertaining, and they were both so very friendly and the house is now spotless! We will for sure invite them back again!
Gold Coast
I love these guys, the service was wonderful, this has been the best experience my wife and I have had in Gold Coast, we all had a good laugh and enjoyed it so much.
Gold Coast
I would love to thank Kinky Cleaners
I would love to thank Kinky Cleaners and, in particular Crystal-Ray for a wonderful service. Crystal-Ray was prompt, professional and extremely thorough in her cleaning, and when she hadn’t finished in the booked time, she was more than accommodating in allowing me to extend the booking in order to finish the cleaning. I highly recommend Crystal-Ray and look forward to booking her again in the future.
Perth
Fantastic!
Fantastic… have been a very satisfied customer for over a year now. They are always professional & they get the job done well. Thank you.
Melbourne
Been using Kinky Cleaners for about 2-3 years now. 3 different long-term cleaners and all are fantastic. Have recommended them to multiple friends and family.
Very professional cleaners, very friendly and entertaining. Will be using their services for years to come.
Gold Coast
Hey, everyone!
Hey, everyone! I’m here to share with you my experience with Kinky Cleaning Service, I hired Catherine to clean my unit recently, and I was very impressed with the service and professionalism in the way she conducts herself and the results she has achieved. I highly recommend it if you need a good cleaning and a figure that is pleasing to the eye.
Sydney
Raunchy, provocative and not for prudish adults. We were very happy with our cleaner Vanessa who apart from the playful banter and eye candy that we got to enjoy, she really helped us out immensely with a 5hr spring clean in our two-story home before our 1st bub was expected to arrive. She was very playful and professional, plus an absolute pleasure to meet. We would definitely be more than happy to recommend her and Kinky Cleaners to our friends.
Gold Coast
Always receive prompt responses from customer service. The cleaner we have is really good, she does an excellent job, is very friendly and absolutely gorgeous. Would recommend this service.
Adelaide
Amazing service! Sexy, entertaining, and professional. Being from the kink community it’s so good knowing I can have my home professionally cleaned without having to run around hiding any evidence of my lifestyle for fear of being judged. Will certainly continue to use their services in the future.
Brisbane
Positive, professional, punctual, very responsive, high-quality and great value!
Just the best. I have nothing bad to say; Sarah is an amazing woman; she even found things to clean that I didn’t even think of, and my house looks amazing! Kinky Cleaners truly delivers an amazing service. I 100% recommend them!
Brisbane
Got a beautiful, talented, hard-working cleaner who was friendly and understanding. For me personally THE BEST CLEANING SERVICE I’ve ever used. Spot on guys Wouldn’t hesitate to use this company again. ❤
Melbourne
Just amazing. So entertaining. The girl was always in character, such a different and stunning cleaning service to experience, what a wonderful idea this business concept is. Pure genius.
Gold Coast
