No… to avoid time wasters and or any confusion, if you have not already made the effort to call us beforehand, all initial text message inquiries will be ignored.

No!… Next!!

Don’t make me have to hurt you…

Precisely.

You get a cookie!

The Gold Coast, Brisbane, Sunshine Coast, Tweed Heads, Byron Bay, Canberra, Sydney, Central Coast, Tamworth NSW, Armidale NSW, Attunga, Barraba, Bendemeer, Dungowan, Duri, Kootingal, Limbri, Manilla, Moonbi, Niangala, Nundle, Ogunbil, Somerton, Upper Manilla, Woolbrook, Melbourne, Macedon Ranges, Perth, Adelaide and Cairns! 

Yes, you can book more than one cleaner at a time. Just call us on 0403 075 003 and we will do what we can to help you out.

If our cleaners must supply their own cleaning products and equipment to perform the task you give them, you will need to pay the additional surcharge to cover their expense.

Cleaning products and equipment $15

To save you money in the long run, it’s best that you provide all your own cleaning products and equipment to be used in your home or specified location.

If you’re not sure what to buy, our helpful cleaners will be happy to make suggestions.

We advise our cleaners to supply their own personal protective equipment, such as gloves and face mask.

Enjoy the experience of our fun, playful and professional cleaning services provided to you by one of our sexy kinky cleaners wearing either a cute French maid outfit, raunchy fetish attire or sexy lingerie.

Minimum booking is two hours,
Initial cost: $210

If you need any additional hours just add $80  per hour to the price above.

Still wanting more? Well you naughty little pervert aren’t you, dirty, dirty, dirty.

But don’t worry we’ve got you covered. For a minimum two hour booking, you can be entertained with the experience of our fun friendly professional cleaning services provided to you by one of our sexy kinky cleaners wearing nothing apart from their personal protective equipment.

Initial cost: $350  

If you need any additional hours just add $150  per hour to the price above.

After you’ve had an initial booking with us at the full cost seen above, if you and that cleaner both like each other, and as long as you’re next booking is within a fortnight of the previous booking, then you’ll qualify for us to offer you a reduced rate, thus you can continue to enjoy the experience of our fun friendly professional cleaning services provided to you by that same sexy kinky cleaner wearing nothing apart from their personal protective equipment.

Minimum two hour booking cost: $220

If you need any additional hours just add $110  per hour to the price above.

After you’ve had an initial booking with us at the full cost seen above, if you and that cleaner both like each other, and as long as you’re next booking is within a fortnight of the previous booking, then you’ll qualify for us to offer you a reduced rate, thus you can continue to enjoy the experience of our fun friendly professional cleaning services provided to you by that same sexy kinky cleaner wearing either a cute French maid outfit, raunchy fetish attire or sexy lingerie.

Minimum two hour booking cost: $140

If you need any additional hours just add $70  per hour to the price above.

If you don’t have adequate cleaning products or equipment, no worries, our helpful cleaners can take care of that for you.

No, our cleaners do not provide any other services than those listed on our Services & Prices page.

SERVICE INCLUSIONS
✓ Chemicals & Equipment supply, if required
✓ Public Liability Insurance
✓ Same Cleaner for all services
✓ Satisfaction Guarantee
✓ 7-day week support service
✓ Weekly and Fortnightly reduce rates
✓ Eye candy and Playful Banter
✓ Certified Police Checked Cleaner

KITCHEN
✓ Clean & sanitise Benchtops, Cupboard door handles & fronts
✓ Clean Stovetop & Oven front door
✓ Wipe over Rangehood
✓ Clean Microwave inside & out
✓ Clean Splashback
✓ Wipe Dishwasher & Freezer fronts
✓ Clean Sink & Tap
✓ Wipe Stools
    UPON REQUEST: Emptying Refrigerator of out of date goods

ALL AREAS
✓ Empty Rubbish Bins
✓ Wipe/dust all reachable surfaces
✓ Wipe Lights switches & Door handles
✓ Vacuum Carpets & Rugs
✓ Exterior Cabinets surface wipe
✓ Clean Mirrors
✓ Sweep/Mop Floor
✓ Clean the back of the Front Door and Stairs framing

BEDROOMS
✓ Dust Furniture & Blinds
✓ Tidying Beds
✓ Clean marks on Doors
    UPON REQUEST: Making beds
    UPON REQUEST: Folding and putting away laundry
    UPON REQUEST: Reorganising wardrobe and chest of drawer

DINING & LOUNGE
✓ Wipe Dining Table & Chairs
✓ Dust off Couch & neaten cushions

BATHROOM & TOILETS
✓ Scrub & Clean Showers
✓ Scrub & Clean Baths
✓ Scrub & Clean Basins / Sink
✓ Clean & Sanitise Toilets
✓ Clean Mirrors & glass fixtures
✓ Wipe/polish tapware
✓ Fold & Straighten Towels
✓ Clean Toilet Roll Holder

LAUNDRY
✓ Clean Sink & Tapware
✓ Wipe down the front of the cabinet 
✓ Wipe down benchtop & shelving
    UPON REQUEST: Washing & Drying
    UPON REQUEST: Ironing and folding clothes

INTERNAL WINDOWS
Can be done on rotation or only if there’s time available within the service time agreed.
(Note: This service is only available if the cleaner is dressed for that task, this is because we are not a peep show for the neighbours.)

WALLS & SKIRTING BOARDS
Can be done on rotation or only if there’s time available within the service time agreed.

BLINDS
Can be done on rotation or only if there’s time available within the service time agreed.

You pay cash on the day of your cleaning service.

Our cleaners are paid cash in hand upfront by the customer on the day of each cleaning service.

For a catch-up clean or one-off service, our preferred method is cash unless the cleaner indicates otherwise.

All of these transactions are paid directly to your cleaner, and if requested, the cleaner will email you a receipt within 24 hours of the day of the cleaning service.

Please refer to the page dedicated to this very question, it’s called “How the Booking Procedure Works.” You’ll find it in the menu bar, and that page will tell you everything you need to know. 

During the consultation, Brendan will give you an honest description of the cleaners we have available in your area; this includes a description of their personality as well as their physical appearance. And you make your selection based on the description given. Note: For personal safety reasons; we do not send pictures of our cleaners to prospective customers.

That being said, as per our safety policy guidelines, to avoid any embarrassment on behalf of yourself or the cleaner, as well as to ensure the safety of our cleaners, you will be required to send a clear picture of your government-issued photo ID once the initial phone consultation has been completed, and with your permission your ID will be sent to the cleaner to verify you are not someone known to them. This is also non-negotiable. No clear photo of your government-issued photo ID, no service from us, end of story. We are not risking the safety of our cleaners for anyone.
And yes, we are a clear and transparent above-board business, so your ID will be kept safe. The only reason we would possibly share your information is if we needed to give it to the authorities, such as an attempt to sexually assault one of our cleaners or worse.
And for the record, for your own peace of mind, all of our cleaners have had to undergo a police check before joining us.

As our cleaners are on a casual basis, and obviously they have their own personal lives to plan out and organise as well, we ask you to give us at least two days’ notice so that gives both us and our cleaners enough time to arrange everything for you. However, if you still would like to try your luck and see if you can make a booking with us any earlier, then please call us, and we will try to arrange the booking for you sooner, but no guarantees. That said, if the booking goes ahead, you will incur an additional $50 short notice fee to compensate for the extra stress and all the mucking around we’ll have to do just to accommodate your needs on such short notice. The fee is non-negotiable.

No, our cleaners do not provide any other services than those listed on our Services & Prices page.

Whether our sexy kinky cleaners are in a cute French maid outfit, sexy lingerie, fetish attire, or wearing nothing at all, it’s essential that you stick to our look but don’t touch rules to ensure it’s an enjoyable experience for everyone involved. It is, of course, only a playful yet still professional cleaning service and no sexual services are provided, as we are not an escort agency. We are simply a fun niche cleaning agency, that is all. Our top priorities are the safety and confidentiality of our clients and cleaners.

No… you absolutely cannot record videos or take photos of our cleaners. This is strictly against our confidentiality policies. You can only watch the cleaners do their work.

Confidentiality is our second-largest priority for our cleaners. Should you film or take photos of our cleaners without their consent they will leave immediately and your payment will be forfeited.

Failure to comply with any part of this will see you banned from future interactions with Kinky Cleaners Services and may result in further legal action being taken.

Our kinky cleaners are very playful yet always remain professional.
And our cleaners do not provide sexual services on the job to our customers. So, you must always show respect to our cleaners and their personal space.

That said, if you get sexually aroused, they won’t get upset as we will understand your reaction to the novelty. We practice non-judgement, and as we’re kinky ourselves, we’re not about kink-shaming here and as voyeurism and exhibitionism are part of kink, you are well within your rights to pleasure yourself in front of our kinky cleaners as long as your bodily fluids do not go on our cleaners.

Hell, you can even fuck your partner in front of us if you like; live 3D porn for us. Yay! We’ll watch you, but we won’t be joining in.

No, touching our cleaners is strictly prohibited. We take the safety of our cleaners very seriously. Thus, our cleaners have every right to keep themselves safe without being molested or putting up with constant attempts from the customer to pressure them into offering sexual services. Failure to comply with any part of this will see you banned from future interactions with all cleaning services from Kinky Cleaners and may result in further legal action being taken. If you touch our cleaners without their consent or make them feel unsafe, they will leave immediately, and your payment will be forfeited.

It’s against our policy to share the personal details of our cleaners. All cleaners are recruited through us on our online platform and it is against our policy for them to be hired directly by clients for safety reasons. If such arrangements are being made without our knowledge, then we cannot guarantee the quality of the services the cleaner would be providing, the confidentiality of the service, and the safety of both our cleaners and clients. In the case that a cleaner is hired outside of the Kinky Cleaners agency, we will not take any liability or responsibility for leaked information, quality of the service and your security.

We have a clear safety policy, just as the safety of our customers is very important to us, so to is the safety of our cleaners. Thus, we require all of our cleaners to provide a police check on their part before joining us, to ensure we are not sending you any known offenders.
And on your part, once the initial phone consultation has been completed, you will be required to send a clear picture of your government-issued photo ID, and with your permission your ID will be sent to the cleaner to verify you are not someone known to them. This is also to avoid any embarrassment on behalf of yourself or the cleaner as well as to ensure our cleaners safety, as we don’t want to accidentally send one of our cleaners to their ex’s place or one of their parents or a known sex offender. Just imagine how embarrassing that would be.
This is non-negotiable. No clear photo of your government-issued photo ID, no service from us, end of story. We are not risking the safety of our cleaners for anyone.
And yes, we are an above-board, clear and transparent business, so your ID will be kept safe. The only reason we would possibly share your information is if we needed to give it to the authorities, due to an attempt to sexually assault one of our cleaners or worse.

If you give us 24-hours-notice, we can change the time to a more convenient one for you.
And in the unlikely event that your cleaner has to cancel your appointment, we will contact you in order to reschedule your booking for another day and time that is best suited for you.

We understand that plans can change, and sometimes cancellations are unavoidable. If you need to cancel a booking, we kindly request a minimum of 24 hours’ notice to avoid any cancellation fees.

Cancellations made less than 24 hours before the scheduled appointment time will incur a cancellation fee of 50% of the cost of the original booking. However, if a cleaner has already left and the booking is cancelled at the last minute, then you will be expected to pay the full amount. This fee covers the operational costs and ensures fair compensation for our cleaners’ time because that is time that the cleaner could have had a booking with another customer.

To maintain the integrity of our services and respect the commitment of our cleaning team, the cancellation fee must be paid in full. Failure to settle the cancellation fee will result in the suspension of your permission to use our services until the outstanding fee is resolved.

We value your understanding and cooperation in adhering to our cancellation policy. Your timely communication helps us manage our schedule effectively and ensures a smooth experience for all our customers.

We strive to provide flexibility while maintaining fairness for both our clients and cleaners. Your cooperation in honoring the cancellation policy is greatly appreciated.

Thank you for entrusting us with your cleaning needs, and we appreciate your understanding regarding our cancellation policy.

We can assure you that you will find our cleaners pleasant and easy to like. Our team of cleaners are very professional and friendly. Before you book the appointment, we ask for all your preferences so that we can match the cleaner that best meets your requirements. That way, the cleaner best suited to your needs will arrive at your home. However, if you do have any problems, then just contact us on 0403 075 003.

Yes, of course we are… We’re LGBTQ friendly and kink-friendly, no matter what your age 18 and over, figure or gender happens to be.

We’re here to assist everyone with an open mind.

But your + can fuck right off!

To join our growing team and become a kinky cleaner, simply follow the instructions below:

Go to the ‘Work with us’ section in the menu bar, and then carefully read all the requirements.

After receiving your résumé, cover letter and some full body photos of yourself, as long as you meet our requirements, the owner of Kinky Cleaners will be in touch and have an over-the-phone information session with you once that is complete and you like what you had to hear, Brendan will organise with you from there a face-to-face interview/audition and training.