Kinky Cleaners is a fun kink friendly domestic Australian cleaning agency.
We bring a little cheeky fun to getting the job done!
Imagine enjoying a cheeky, not-so-innocent perv as one or more of our nude or scantily clad, fun, friendly, sexy, kinky cleaners are busy cleaning your home to a high standard while making you giggle at the same time. Sound like fun? You bet your sweet ass it is!
For a one-off service every once in a while or a regular weekly or fortnightly booking, we offer competitive rates and excellent results.
Kinky Cleaners Service all locations listed below!
The Gold Coast, Brisbane, Sunshine Coast, Tweed Heads, Byron Bay, Canberra, Sydney, Central Coast, Tamworth NSW, Armidale NSW, Attunga, Barraba, Bendemeer, Dungowan, Duri, Kootingal, Limbri, Manilla, Moonbi, Niangala, Nundle, Ogunbil, Somerton, Upper Manilla, Woolbrook, Melbourne, Macedon Ranges, Perth, Adelaide and Cairns!
Here are the key benefits from booking our fun cleaning services.
Our kinky cleaners are highly skilled cleaning professionals; they love their jobs and are passionate about caring for the homes of our clients and offer cleaning satisfaction.
We provide a non-judgmental cleaning service, as we’re kinksters ourselves. So, you can feel comfortable in the knowledge of having a cleaner come clean your home or dungeon without having to worry about whether or not you’re going to be silently judged by having someone in your home who’s unfamiliar with your kinky lifestyle.
But that’s not all. Not only do you get a professionally cleaned home, but your schedule is now free to spend time with family, take part in events, or even score more hours at work, boosting your earnings. Instead of spending your weekends slaving away, leave the cleaning and chores to our sexy experts who love to serve!
We have sexy men, women, crossdressers, trannies with fannies, and chicks with dicks! We have milfs, dilfs. Hell, we even have twinks that serve drinks and clean sinks! Come one, come all; we got them all!
Kinky people come in all shapes, sizes and colours, but don’t worry, we have a strict hiring process where all our kinky cleaners must be relatively in shape, reasonably fit and above all, have sex-appeal and a fun, friendly personality to go with it.
When you book our cleaning services, you get to sit back and relax while enjoying a cheeky innocent perv (Or be it not so innocent perv.) as one or more of our talented, fun, kinky cleaners perform your domestic home cleaning duties that you simply don’t have time for. Whether you’re happy to have them clean for you wearing a cute French maid outfit, raunchy fetish attire, sexy lingerie, or simply wearing nothing at all, we’ve got you covered. Hell, you can even have a wank in front of them if you want to, but keep your bodily fluids to yourself. And no touching, that’s the rule! 
But wait… There’s more!!!
Apart from delivering high-quality standards of cleaning, our kinky cleaners are also charming, yet not afraid to engage in lewd and occasionally cutting banter with one another and our customers.
You might say that experiencing our cleaning services is like sitting in a spa full of Coca-Cola while wearing a g-string made of Mentos. A tingly, titillating time indeed.
There are few cleaning agencies whose cleaners will not only clean your home but will also leave you wowed, stirred, giggling and thoroughly entertained (In fact, there are no others that do) but we, however, achieve everything on that list with close attention to detail, but without ever taking ourselves too seriously. It’s pure, campy, adult fun.
Once you’ve experienced just some of the fun and delightful laughter to be had from our playful kinky cleaners as they deliver you a professional cleaning service, you’ll be left wanting to hire us again on a regular basis.
But wait… There’s more! Our cleaning services are surprisingly affordable; booking our cleaners has been made easy and affordable with a number of domestic household cleaning services available to suit your needs. Our services are competitively priced, as our aim is to serve you on a regular ongoing weekly or fortnightly basis, and we also offer flexible hours for bookings to better accommodate your schedule.
Look! Titties!
Now that we have your attention again, just click the green sexy button below to see how our booking procedure works!
Who says cleaning has to be a chore? Kinky Cleaners is a professional cleaning service with a fun twist. We never aim for anything less than total cleaning satisfaction and no matter what your needs we will be able to meet them in a fun and sexy way. Whether you are looking for a regular house clean, an after-party clean, or a maid service, we’ll make your place look as immaculate as our staff that’ll be doing the cleaning for you.
We are a highly committed referral cleaning agency with a team of skilled cleaners. We are cleaners first and foremost, and take pride in delivering a diligent and detailed approach to all of your domestic cleaning needs. All of our cleaners are trained and experienced and use eco-friendly cleaning products. We’ll also be happy to approach any clean with your preferences in mind.
Oh, I think I see a nipple!
Now that we have your attention, Just click the green hot button below to see our services and prices! 
What We offer
Home Cleaning
- Fun-friendly cleaners dressed in scandalously clad attire.
- Or fun-friendly cleaners wearing nothing but their birthday suit.
After Party Clean
Just because the party finished last night doesn’t have to mean the fun has to. We can still put on a show While we clean up the mess, however, terms and conditions apply.
To make a booking or inquire about our unique domestic housekeeping services, or if there’s something particular you need to be done for you, simply give us a call to discuss it with one of our friendly, helpful team members and get an obligation-free quote today. To avoid time wasters or any confusion, if you have not already made an effort to call us beforehand, all initial text message inquiries will be ignored.
Most answers to your questions can be found on our useful FAQs page
Call us during office hours today on 0403 075 003. However, private numbers are automatically blocked.
Office hours are between:
10AM to 10PM Brisbane time on Weekdays.
10AM to 5PM Brisbane time on Weekends.
Look! Even more titties!
Now that we have your attention once again, just click the pink clitoris button below to read through our hilarious, frequently asked questions!
Oh, who are we kidding? We know you’re gonna miss it. We called it the clitoris, for fuck sake. You’re never gonna find it. 
Whether our sexy kinky cleaners are in a cute French maid outfit, sexy lingerie, fetish attire, or wearing nothing at all, it’s essential that you stick to our look but don’t touch rules to ensure it’s an enjoyable experience for everyone involved. It is, of course, only a playful yet still professional cleaning service and no sexual services are provided, as we are not an escort agency. We are simply a fun niche cleaning agency, that is all. Our top priorities are the safety and confidentiality of our clients and cleaners.
Made several attempts to find out more information by texting them, which they ignored. They never answered my messages, but they did try calling my phone number several times, which was annoying! Yikes!
I mean, who talks over the phone anymore?
Brisbane
Brendan and Georgia did a wonderful job cleaning today! Their services are different and entertaining, and they were both so very friendly and the house is now spotless! We will for sure invite them back again!
Gold Coast
Raunchy, provocative and not for prudish adults. We were very happy with our cleaner Vanessa who apart from the playful banter and eye candy that we got to enjoy, she really helped us out immensely with a 5hr spring clean in our two-story home before our 1st bub was expected to arrive. She was very playful and professional, plus an absolute pleasure to meet. We would definitely be more than happy to recommend her and Kinky Cleaners to our friends.
Gold Coast
Amazing service! Sexy, entertaining, and professional. Being from the kink community it’s so good knowing I can have my home professionally cleaned without having to run around hiding any evidence of my lifestyle for fear of being judged. Will certainly continue to use their services in the future.
Brisbane
I’ve never ever been disappointed with the cleaner that’s walked in the door
Well then – I’ve never ever been disappointed with the cleaner that’s walked in the door or the service beyond it. I’ve been using the service for over a year and cleaning the house just does not get better. The three different cleaners I’ve had have all been easy to establish a rapport with and have all had their own unique flavour and combination of kink, cute, filth or fabulousness. None of them did anything less than a stellar job of cleaning the apartment, and none of them did anything less than allow me to do anything whilst they did it. Pro tip? Have the same girl regularly to establish a connection and start the new booking where you left off the last time! I’ve never met a bunch of people so easily able to get into some non-vanilla conversations with no judgement, no clothes and no expectations. And the final tantalising touch is that, in fact, touch is not allowed. So, you have to go old school and use words, imagination and innuendo to have the fun and feast only with your eyes. Truly worth every dollar.
Brisbane
Just amazing. So entertaining. The girl was always in character, such a different and stunning cleaning service to experience, what a wonderful idea this business concept is. Pure genius.
Gold Coast
I would love to thank Kinky Cleaners
I would love to thank Kinky Cleaners and, in particular Crystal-Ray for a wonderful service. Crystal-Ray was prompt, professional and extremely thorough in her cleaning, and when she hadn’t finished in the booked time, she was more than accommodating in allowing me to extend the booking in order to finish the cleaning. I highly recommend Crystal-Ray and look forward to booking her again in the future.
Perth
Hey, everyone!
Hey, everyone! I’m here to share with you my experience with Kinky Cleaning Service, I hired Catherine to clean my unit recently, and I was very impressed with the service and professionalism in the way she conducts herself and the results she has achieved. I highly recommend it if you need a good cleaning and a figure that is pleasing to the eye.
Sydney
It was our 1st time and the best experience. Good organizational culture and management. Honest and ethical company with good customer service. So much better than my girlfriend and I expected. We were lucky enough to get the creator of the business himself to clean for us, (on short notice too!) The service was fun and entertaining, some of the 18+ jokes and banter we shared with Brendan had our cheeks hurting from so much laughter. He even did a wonderful job cleaning and he left our house absolutely spotless!
We’ll be booking with them again for sure!
Gold Coast
The experience was amazing. Prompt, efficient, funny and professional. A good job in a timely manner. Thank you. Highly recommend.
Gold Coast
Been using Kinky Cleaners for about 2-3 years now. 3 different long-term cleaners and all are fantastic. Have recommended them to multiple friends and family.
Very professional cleaners, very friendly and entertaining. Will be using their services for years to come.
Gold Coast
Always receive prompt responses from customer service. The cleaner we have is really good, she does an excellent job, is very friendly and absolutely gorgeous. Would recommend this service.
Adelaide
We absolutely love everything about this business.
Very professional and efficient. The office monitor quality control and customer satisfaction is second-to-none. Very happy with the cleaning services provided, they make the whole experience interesting from beginning to end.
Sydney
Absolutely love this cleaning agency!
Absolutely love this cleaning agency, the girls are so friendly and hot! The customer service staff are polite and very professional. Definitely recommend Kinky Cleaners. ❤️
10/10 every time.
Brisbane
Got a beautiful, talented, hard-working cleaner who was friendly and understanding. For me personally THE BEST CLEANING SERVICE I’ve ever used. Spot on guys Wouldn’t hesitate to use this company again. ❤
Melbourne
What a business!! The booking procedure was straightforward and easy. The cleaner was very cute and even though it was her first day, she did an amazing job. Although I’m aware that they don’t normally do this, I was lucky enough to get a lap dance from my wife and the new girl which was such an amazing experience. Wow!
We’ll have her back for sure.
Brisbane
Fantastic!
Fantastic… have been a very satisfied customer for over a year now. They are always professional & they get the job done well. Thank you.
Melbourne
Very good cleaning service
Very good cleaning service and eye candy but not great entertainment, somewhat amateurish, but overall a good experience.
Lismore
I love these guys, the service was wonderful, this has been the best experience my wife and I have had in Gold Coast, we all had a good laugh and enjoyed it so much.
Gold Coast
Very good cleaning service and eye candy but not great entertainment, somewhat amateurish, but overall a good experience.
Cairns
Positive, professional, punctual, very responsive, high-quality and great value!
Just the best. I have nothing bad to say; Sarah is an amazing woman; she even found things to clean that I didn’t even think of, and my house looks amazing! Kinky Cleaners truly delivers an amazing service. I 100% recommend them!
Brisbane
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